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    August 30

    You are gorgeous and I hope you die!

    A friend of mine, Elle, suggested a social experiment that I should try. All I have to do is go up to random people on the streets and tell them that they look gorgeous. The experiment, like many social experiment, is mainly pointless. You want to see people reaction, and that is pointless. So, this suggestion reminded me of a group of people I hate. I hate gorgeous people. Yes I hate them! I'm okay with beautiful people who are nonchalant and demure, but I hate gorgeous people who strut around, thinking they rule the world. Well, guess what! They don't, and I hope they die!

    I don't see the point of strutting down orchard road showing off your Monolo boots or YSL t-shirt. I don't care. The world don't care. And you shouldn't care either. See, gorgeous people do not know the point of fashion. And unfortunately, too many gay people do not know the point of fashion too. When you are wearing that latest skinny fitted D&G jeans with your Prada snickers, you do not need to strut. You do not need to more self conscious. You do not need to cat walk down the street like a broom stick up your ass. Models catwalk down the runway, because its a show. If you are wearing that latest fashion threads, walk normally. Walk normal! Because when you walk normal, and act like you don't care, honey that's fashion. Walk like you don't care about that five hundred dollars snickers. Walk like you are not aware that you can fit into a skinny D&G. Walk like you are born to wear D&G, Prada and Gucci. Don't strut. Because if you strut, you might as well die!

    Another thing I hate is gay men wearing t-shirts that 2 sizes too small! What's the point of that? You look GAY! We know you are gay, but you look too gay to be gay okay! And I hope you die too! If you are an XL wear an XL. If you want it a little tighter, wear L. That's okay. Fitted t-shirts are acceptable. But if you are an XL, don't wear S! Or XS. You look like a ridiculous stupid faggot that should die. I don't care if you spend 5 days a week in the gym, consuming only protein shakes. First of all, if you spend 5 days a week in the gym, consuming only protein shakes, you should die! A good body, only looks good if you are wearing clothes your size. If it feels too tight, most probably it is. So if you are an L no amount of exercise is going to change that. That's because you have broad shoulders. That's good! Wear an L. Trust me it would look good. Don't be wearing no XS now. Some people are big. Some are small. Some bitches are skinny and tall. Learn to love yourself!

    We all hate stupid people. We hate stupid people who should not be talking. We hate the obvious stupidity of obviously stupid faggots. We hate them. And I hate them. I hate stupid labels that are obviously stupid. Like recently, my sister bought a new pair of shoes. And in that shoe box is a little packet with the label "Do not eat!" Now I know that is for children, but come on. In what way is it logical that when you buy a shoe, that it comes with something to eat with. When you buy a shoe, do you go thinking, hmmm.. I hope there is a chocolate snack. If a child that is old enough to read, eats that packet of Silica, that child should die. Cause then, there will be less stupid people in the world!

    /ends weekly hateful rampage.

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    Kristenwrote:
    It's... sneakers... o.0 A bit late, but I thought I'd let you know.
    June 26
    Picture of Anonymous
    Alex wrote:
    OMG! LOL!
    I love this bitchy angry side of you. I want more!
    Aug. 30

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